Monday, July 20, 2009

Help plan Jess' bachelorette party

This was actually a lot of fun. The festivities took place in Hotlanta (because that place is HUMID), starting off with a mani-pedi, then a trip to the mall for shoes and such--the joys of estrogen-riddled pastimes... Next we dolled ourselves up for a delicious dinner at a Brazilian tapas bar. The decor had a great clean-cut Miami vibe and the waiters were very friendly. We strutted to the neighboring bakery for cupcakes, then abandoned the class act and loaded up at a liquor store to prepare for the prepartying. We all got awesome giant engagement rings that light up (so you can really bling out/find each other in the club...), drank, danced, one girl decided to sport some plastic cups over her boobs for a bit, concocted a list that Jess was to "accomplish" before night's end, then piled into a minivan (yep!) and hit the scene. The first place wanted $345 for VIP service, apparently not understanding that bachelorette parties should be comped these things. The second place did however, offering free entry and a bottle of champagne. We found a nice bachelor party that was more than willing to help Jess with her tasks. The bartender even comped the BJ shot Jess had to do. Good times. While driving to Waffle House we looked over and some old guy was honking his horn at us, smiling, and playing with his fully erect penis. Screams and speechlessness ensued. Jess' fiance's bachelor party decided to crash ours, so we stuck them with our bill and ran off, me and another bridesmaid literally sprinting back to the hotel. The night concluded with a foot soak in the hot tub. Jess had a blast, as did all the other ladies. Successful night :) If only the bridesmaids had been as behaved during the reception...!

1 comment:

  1. You can't leave your readers hanging like that Clara... what happened at the reception?? I've heard bits and pieces of it, but I want the whole story!

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